Oh, you named your child Hashtag? #DoucheyPhrase.

I lost my sense of humor like five years ago. It was replaced by sarcasm and disdain. This, in a nutshell, is why I’m so pissed at the world: stupid, self centered, egotistical, self righteous, entitled bitches.

It’s no secret that on Facebook, I’ll often respond with a smart-ass photo comment. Unfortunately, I can’t take credit for this one. I did, however, send the original poster a congratulatory high-five, and a bill for the keyboard which was ruined due to the coffee I spewed after seeing his sarcastic reply.

Even the Knoxville, TN area felt balmy at thirty-degrees this morning.

Wow they read my mind!