Tags: asshats, coffee, humor, mac, new year, sarcasm
The Following Can Go Fuck Themselves Today:
- The ugly loud girl at Starbucks who was too busy being ugly and loud instead of properly putting together an order of a decaf coffe and a mocha.
- The guy at Starbucks who decided it was a good idea to remove melon — yeah I said it… MELON — flavoring for my damn morning green tea.
- Whoever the idiot at Arm and Hammer was who decided to add some element to their laundry detergent that makes my butt, crotch, and armpits itch. You truly suck sir.
- The idiot in charge of the interface for sharing usb drives within OSX.
- The fuckhead who installed my desk 3 inches too low. Shit. That was me.
- Sun Microsystems for that piece of shit application Open Office that sems to crash more often than it allows me to change a default font.
- The grand idiot, Mark Steel, at Blogitidue.com for giving *me* of all people a damn account. Pendejo.
- Motley Crue for “Home Sweet Home”.
… And I only got to work an hour ago. This is going to be the best day ever!
Happy New Year!