I suppose saying, “When I think about marriage counseling, I always think of Safeway,” might be a little more socially acceptable than saying, “That’s what she said.”

Yeah, we know all about your cravings for a Big Mac. But seriously, the Arby’s logo is even worse when looked at for what it is — that long, tall “hat” with a wide brim at the bottom that looks like just like two… Yeah, you know…

At least it wasn’t his trouser snake…

The old demographics, showing that 92% of Internet users were male, no longer applies given that it’s 2012 and Internet and Email usage is pretty proportionate between men and women. So why do we still get all of the penis enlargement emails?

Someone asked, “All of his singles are platinum, he has more than a billion fans, is easily as recognizable than Darth Vader, never has to worry about his retirement and he’s only eighteen years old. What do you have?”

“A penis,” I replied. “I’m jus’ sayin’…”