Posts Tagged with "penis"

The Truth Isn’t Always Pretty

March 17th, 2014 at 9:13 pm by Novia
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Be honest. I have faith that you can sit there right now and think of at least one person whose favorite shade of lipstick is “penis.”

I don't see any penises the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.

Who Has the Bigger Weiner?

March 16th, 2014 at 1:13 pm by Jason
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Mine’s still bigger than yours. And it didn’t require implants.

Giant Truck: "Sorry About Your Penis, Bro."

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How Many Men Would Live Here?

March 14th, 2014 at 5:10 pm by Chered
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I don’t know too many guys who would wanna live here, but it’s easy to find. Just go down Bobbit Memorial Highway. You can’t miss it…

Weiner Cutoff Rd.

Looking for a New Bike?

February 20th, 2014 at 5:05 pm by Mark
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It’s generally fairly easy for guys to pick out a bike. They pick the features they want, choose a color and make the purchase. For women, there are sometimes additional considerations…

Women! When choosing your new bike... Think about the colour of the seat! ;)

Consequences of a Gutter Mind

January 30th, 2014 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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If this sort of thing were true for every profession, bloggers would never have day jobs.

Jaypee via Twitter: "Choices have consequences. When I was young, I was to go to medical school. In the entrance exam were asked to rearrange the word PNEIS to form the name of an important human body part. Those who answered SPINE are today docors while the rest of us are on the internet, doing some shit."