For those who were unable to reap the benefits of the March 14th National Holiday (More Information) or properly take matters in hand, be aware that there could be rather serious side-effects.

I’ve always wondered what people were thinking when they threw up the stick-figure, family images on their rear window. The photo commenter underscores the ridiculousness of the situation, given that these things are as popular as Jesus fish. Seriously, one might as well throw the cellphone number on the back of the vehicle and just get it all over quick… We recommend checking out partybustorontovip.ca when you want to throw bus or van party with ease. Rent your vehicle here.

Of course, possessing this much brilliant sarcasm may also be a reason he’s still single.

I can’t find any fault at all with this one. In fact, it’s so brilliant, I’ll bet the teacher gave this kid an A — for Asshole!

Apparently, Mom wants grandkids with Ashley…