March 16th, 2014 at 7:32 pm by Novia
Tags: disturbed, friends, holidays, sarcasm, special
Just a note to some of my special friends…

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March 16th, 2014 at 5:28 pm by Novia
Tags: chicago, food, gun control, guns, tourism
Guns are illegal in Chicago. Aaand that’s the problem!

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March 16th, 2014 at 3:38 pm by Jason
Tags: bad parenting, begging, fail, kids, money
Yesterday a kid walked up to me in a restaurant and asked if he could “borrow” my money. I said, “No go ask your daddy.” I wanted to see what man he went to and punch him in the face but the kid walked all over the restaurant like he had no parents. It’s hard to blame the kids.

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March 16th, 2014 at 1:13 pm by Jason
Tags: guns, implants, innuendo, penis, trucks
Mine’s still bigger than yours. And it didn’t require implants.

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March 15th, 2014 at 7:04 pm by Jason
Tags: dating, driving, innuendo, insults, relationships, straight shift
Funny when women do it we call it “driving a stick” …

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