And all I could think was, “open mouth, insert foot.”

Well played!

Unfortunately, I’ve seen this scene played out too many times — on both sides.

It’s amazing the excuses people come up with as to why they have affairs, but this one takes the cake.

She seduced him with fries. So he gave her the Whopper.

Got the t-shirt. Of course, it being two sizes too large was a dead giveaway.