The biggest problem with those freakin’ vampires is that they’re always tryin’ to be so damned clever!
That said, if Garlic kept away Sarcasm like it did clever Vampires, I’d probably be the most boring, humourless tool on the face of the planet. Me, I always end up with the stupid ones…
“Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Amen.” — Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1975
