Posts Tagged with "dating"

“Look, It’s Not What You Think”

June 26th, 2014 at 5:53 pm by Chered
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Some bitches be trippin’ if they’re not the center of attention…

Saw You Petting the Neighbor's Dog. Want to Tell Me What That's All About?

If Your Man Can’t Drive a Straight Shift…

March 15th, 2014 at 7:04 pm by Jason
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Funny when women do it we call it “driving a stick” …

Ladies, if your boyfriend can't drive a standard, you have a girlfriend.

Stock Photos

Photo Comment WIN!

March 6th, 2014 at 9:37 pm by Mark
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It’s no secret that on Facebook, I’ll often respond with a smart-ass photo comment. Unfortunately, I can’t take credit for this one. I did, however, send the original poster a congratulatory high-five, and a bill for the keyboard which was ruined due to the coffee I spewed after seeing his sarcastic reply.

Mid Life Crisis Diva (photo Firefighters): "Hello, fire department? Is this Mr. February? Yeah, I'm stuck in a tree. I mean... meooow."  Facebook response: "Would prolly happen more like this... (pic of cats coming in the door) 'We understand you are 40 and still not married..."

Guns Make You Uncomfortable…?

March 6th, 2014 at 7:15 pm by Jason
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Just in case it didn’t sink in the first time: Ladies… If your man doesn’t know how to fire a weapon, you’ve got a girlfriend.

I told her guns make me feel uncomfortable. She said we should both see other men.

Is it Strange to Take a Knife on a Date?

March 6th, 2014 at 5:09 pm by Novia
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My grandfather always told me not to date a boy that didn’t carry a pocket knife. It’s a good quote. I’ve certainly learned my lesson!

When I see lovers' names carved into a tree I don't think it's cute. I just think it's strange how many people take knives on a date.