Posts Tagged with "innuendo"

“Look, It’s Not What You Think”

June 26th, 2014 at 5:53 pm by Chered
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Some bitches be trippin’ if they’re not the center of attention…

Saw You Petting the Neighbor's Dog. Want to Tell Me What That's All About?

Kinky Party at Home Depot

May 1st, 2014 at 1:05 pm by Novia
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Home Depot apparently has party favors on aisle 15!

Home Depot: "Hardware Aisle 15 - Libricants, Rope & Chain, Screws, Tie Downs"

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Cheater with a Foot Fetish

April 9th, 2014 at 9:04 pm by Chered
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And all I could think was, “open mouth, insert foot.”

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Lost Boys vs. Twilight

March 26th, 2014 at 1:29 pm by Cassie
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His next statement was, “Back in our day, Vampires sucked blood…”

He sparkles? Are you fucking kidding me?

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Who Has the Bigger Weiner?

March 16th, 2014 at 1:13 pm by Jason
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Mine’s still bigger than yours. And it didn’t require implants.

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