Got the t-shirt. Of course, it being two sizes too large was a dead giveaway.

I can completely imagine this artistic retelling of Smith & Wesson’s MP-15 in the hands of a seven-foot tall purple dinosaur, a highly disproportionate blonde stick figure or the six-year-old female Antichrist. “I love you! You love me! RAWR!” smiling all the way. Strangely, it works interchangeably for any of them. It also works for Chris Crocker, but I digress.

Yep. The OMG-AR15 Unicorn. Specifically designed for daddy’s little angel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KOymKaoECs

Of course, when it’s all said and done, there’s also the thought that .223/5.56mm makes the AR-15 a bit of a “girl gun,” anyway…

Tip: Geek-O-System

Consumption of undercooked pork may lead to parasitic infections… I’m jus’ sayin’…

Everyone’s seen a lot of youngsters play guitar, and are completely impressed when a band full of eight-year-olds pulls off a passable Guns ‘n Roses tune.

But this eight-year-old knocks it out of the park with a montage of Paul Gilbert solos from his 80’s rock band, Racer X.

Note the complexity of the riffs, and the amazing control, from a kid whose fine motor skills aren’t even developed. Keep in mind, this video is over five years old.

Now, if he’s still playing, imagine what he can do given the dexterity of a thirteen-year-old… or what he’ll be like at forty…

David Beckham she ain’t.